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6 SIX-WORD STORIES, BY J.R. LEMAR

Artificial Intelligence invented. Humanity becomes redundant.

The time is now. Do it.

Time traveler’s first mission: kill Hitler.

Jesus returned, but nobody believed Him.

I’m a cannibal, and I’m hungry.

When The Martians attacked, we surrendered.



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dorkstorm asked: Yours is the only blog on tumblr I go out of my way to read. You're funny & you're smart, and your tastes are impeccable. Just thought I'd mention that.

Thanks!

And now I can say that I have gotten a compliment today!

Although now I kinda feel pressure to keep this thing interesting enough to read…

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Reblogged from http://feminist-locks.tumblr.com/ 1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? I THINK IT MAY BE DUE TO THE OTC SLEEPING PILLS I’VE BEEN TAKING. APPARENTLY THERE ARE QUITE A FEW POTENTIAL SIDE-EFFECTS. THAT’S WHY I FLUSHED THE LAST BOTTLE DOWN THE TOILET LAST NIGHT. IT’S TIME TO GO COLD TURKEY. 2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? NO 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? YES, I DON’T DATE POT-HEADS. 4: Do you find it easy to trust others? NOPE. 5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? WATCHING TO CATCH A PREDATOR: 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? I NEVER DRINK ENOUGH TO GET DRUNK 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? DUMP THEM. 8: Are you close with your dad? NOPE 9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? WRONG 10: What are you listening to? THE T.V. 11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? WATER 12. Do you like hickeys? NO. 13: What time do you go to bed? IT VARIES, DUE TO MY SLEEP DISORDER 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? NO.I DON’T GIVE ANYONE THE CHANCE TO “CONTINUOUSLY” LET ME DOWN. 15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? NO. 16: Do you always answer your texts? ONLY IF IT’S A TEXT THAT REQUIRES A RESPONSE. 17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? HOW COULD I POSSIBLY HATE SOFIA VERGARA? 18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? WHAT ARE THESE THINGS, “FRIENDS”, YOU SPEAK OF? 19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? YES. 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? I DO NOT RECALL (memory loss is one of those possible side-effects of the OTC sleeping pills I was taking). 21: Is anyone else in the room with you? NO 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? NOT AS OFTEN AS IT SHOULD. 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? I DOUBT IT 24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? YES 25: In the past week, have you cried? NO 26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? BLACK 27: Do people ever call you by your last name? NOT CURRENTLY. AN EX-COWORKER USED TO. 28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? I DON’T THINK SO 29: Do you have a best friend? NO 30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? NO 31: Who was your last call from? SOME UNLISTED # THAT I IGNORED. 32: Are you mad at anyone? NOT @ THE MOMENT 33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? YES 34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? 41 35: How many more days until your birthday? IT’S AUGUST 21 36: Do you have any summer plans yet? NOTHING SPECIAL 37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? YES. 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? I’M KEEPING PLENTY OF THINGS FROM EVERYONE. 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? PLENTY. 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? YES 41: Do you think age matters in relationships? YES 42: Are you available? TECHNICALLY, YES. EMOTIONALLY, PROBABLY NOT. FINANCIALLY, DEFINITELY NOT. 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? I DON’T KNOW. 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? I WOULDN’T GET ANY PIERCINGS ANYWHERE. 45: Do you believe exes can be friends? YES 46: Do you regret anything? YES, MANY THINGS. 47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? THAT FILLING THIS OUT ISN’T AS INTERESTING AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE, BUT I GUESS I MIGHT AS WELL STICK WITH IT NOW. 48: Did you ever lose a best friend? YES. 49: Was your last kiss a mistake? THE WHOLE THING WAS A MISTAKE 50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? SOFIA VERGARA’S PROBABLY GOT BODYGUARDS TO KEEP PEOPLE LIKE ME AWAY FROM HER 51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? NO. 52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? NO. 53: What was the last thing you ate? CANNED PINEAPPLE CHUNKS. 54: Did you get any compliments today? NO. 55: Where are you going on your next vacation? WELL, AN FB FRIEND PLANS TO INVITE ME TO HER WEDDING IN VEGAS IN OCT., SO I GUESS THAT’S MY “VACATION”, ALTHOUGH, AS OF RIGHT NOW, I ONLY PLAN TO TAKE THAT ONE DAY OFF, AND JUST FLY BACK LATER THAT SAME NIGHT. 56: Do you own anything from other countries? DOESN’T EVERY AMERICAN? 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? DEPENDS ON THE DEFINITION OF “FRIENDS” 58: Where have you lived most of your life? IN AMERICA 59: When was the last time you took a long drive? A FEW YEARS AGO. 60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? NO 61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? NO 62: Who do you text the most? MY MOTHER OR MY BROTHER 63: What was the last movie you saw? IN THE THEATER: THE AVENGERS 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? DON’T HAVE  A CURRENT GIRLFRIEND. AND THE LAST ONE LEFT ME FOR HER EX (ALTHOUGH THEY LATER BROKE UP. HA!) 65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010? 0 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? NO (DIDN’T WE ALREADY COVER THIS?) 67: Do you curse around your parents? A LITTLE, I TRY NOT TO CURSE MUCH @ ALL, IN GENERAL 68: Are you happy with where you live? NO. 69: Do you collect anything? NO 70: What’s your favourite colour? BLACK 71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone? NO. 72: Has anyone ever cheated on you? I DON’T KNOW. 73: What are your plans for tomorrow? BACK TO WORK 74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one? YES 75: Does your last ex have a job? YES 76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship? I DON’T CARE 77: Where is your cellphone? I HAVE A BLACKBERRY, IT’S SITTING NEXT TO ME IN IT’S CHARGER 78: What colour is your cellphone? MY BLACKBERRY IS BLACK. 79: What did you dream of last night? I DON’T REMEMBER. 80: Are you atheist? YES 81: Will you change your name when you get married? NO. I ALREADY CHANGED MY NAME WHEN I WAS 18, & I STILL LIKE “JOHN RICHARD LEMAR” SO I HAVE NO PLAN TO CHANGE IT AGAIN (although I do like the sound of “Chace Thibodeaux”, but I’ll just use that as a pen-name, for when I write “Erotica”). 82: Are you ready for autumn weather? YES. 83: Have you had any big storms recently? NO 84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing? A PAIR OF BLACK JEANS-SHORTS.

Reblogged from http://feminist-locks.tumblr.com/

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?

I THINK IT MAY BE DUE TO THE OTC SLEEPING PILLS I’VE BEEN TAKING. APPARENTLY THERE ARE QUITE A FEW POTENTIAL SIDE-EFFECTS. THAT’S WHY I FLUSHED THE LAST BOTTLE DOWN THE TOILET LAST NIGHT. IT’S TIME TO GO COLD TURKEY.


2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?

NO


3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?

YES, I DON’T DATE POT-HEADS.


4: Do you find it easy to trust others?

NOPE.


5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?

WATCHING TO CATCH A PREDATOR:


6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?

I NEVER DRINK ENOUGH TO GET DRUNK


7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?

DUMP THEM.


8: Are you close with your dad?

NOPE


9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

WRONG

10: What are you listening to?

THE T.V.


11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?

WATER


12. Do you like hickeys?

NO.


13: What time do you go to bed?

IT VARIES, DUE TO MY SLEEP DISORDER


14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?

NO.I DON’T GIVE ANYONE THE CHANCE TO “CONTINUOUSLY” LET ME DOWN.


15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?

NO.


16: Do you always answer your texts?

ONLY IF IT’S A TEXT THAT REQUIRES A RESPONSE.


17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?

HOW COULD I POSSIBLY HATE SOFIA VERGARA?


18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

WHAT ARE THESE THINGS, “FRIENDS”, YOU SPEAK OF?


19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?

YES.


20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

I DO NOT RECALL (memory loss is one of those possible side-effects of the OTC sleeping pills I was taking).


21: Is anyone else in the room with you?

NO


22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?

NOT AS OFTEN AS IT SHOULD.


23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?

I DOUBT IT


24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?

YES


25: In the past week, have you cried?

NO


26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?

BLACK


27: Do people ever call you by your last name?

NOT CURRENTLY. AN EX-COWORKER USED TO.


28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?

I DON’T THINK SO


29: Do you have a best friend?

NO


30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?

NO


31: Who was your last call from?

SOME UNLISTED # THAT I IGNORED.


32: Are you mad at anyone?

NOT @ THE MOMENT


33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

YES


34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?

41


35: How many more days until your birthday?

IT’S AUGUST 21


36: Do you have any summer plans yet?

NOTHING SPECIAL


37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?

YES.


38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?

I’M KEEPING PLENTY OF THINGS FROM EVERYONE.


39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?

PLENTY.


40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

YES


41: Do you think age matters in relationships?

YES


42: Are you available?

TECHNICALLY, YES. EMOTIONALLY, PROBABLY NOT. FINANCIALLY, DEFINITELY NOT.


43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?

I DON’T KNOW.


44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

I WOULDN’T GET ANY PIERCINGS ANYWHERE.


45: Do you believe exes can be friends?

YES


46: Do you regret anything?

YES, MANY THINGS.


47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?

THAT FILLING THIS OUT ISN’T AS INTERESTING AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE, BUT I GUESS I MIGHT AS WELL STICK WITH IT NOW.


48: Did you ever lose a best friend?

YES.


49: Was your last kiss a mistake?

THE WHOLE THING WAS A MISTAKE


50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?

SOFIA VERGARA’S PROBABLY GOT BODYGUARDS TO KEEP PEOPLE LIKE ME AWAY FROM HER


51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?

NO.


52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?

NO.


53: What was the last thing you ate?

CANNED PINEAPPLE CHUNKS.


54: Did you get any compliments today?

NO.


55: Where are you going on your next vacation?

WELL, AN FB FRIEND PLANS TO INVITE ME TO HER WEDDING IN VEGAS IN OCT., SO I GUESS THAT’S MY “VACATION”, ALTHOUGH, AS OF RIGHT NOW, I ONLY PLAN TO TAKE THAT ONE DAY OFF, AND JUST FLY BACK LATER THAT SAME NIGHT.


56: Do you own anything from other countries?

DOESN’T EVERY AMERICAN?


57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?

DEPENDS ON THE DEFINITION OF “FRIENDS”


58: Where have you lived most of your life?

IN AMERICA


59: When was the last time you took a long drive?

A FEW YEARS AGO.


60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?

NO


61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?

NO


62: Who do you text the most?

MY MOTHER OR MY BROTHER


63: What was the last movie you saw?

IN THE THEATER: THE AVENGERS


64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?

DON’T HAVE  A CURRENT GIRLFRIEND. AND THE LAST ONE LEFT ME FOR HER EX (ALTHOUGH THEY LATER BROKE UP. HA!)


65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?

0


66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?

NO (DIDN’T WE ALREADY COVER THIS?)


67: Do you curse around your parents?

A LITTLE, I TRY NOT TO CURSE MUCH @ ALL, IN GENERAL


68: Are you happy with where you live?

NO.


69: Do you collect anything?

NO


70: What’s your favourite colour?

BLACK


71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?

NO.


72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?

I DON’T KNOW.


73: What are your plans for tomorrow?

BACK TO WORK


74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?

YES


75: Does your last ex have a job?

YES


76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?

I DON’T CARE


77: Where is your cellphone?

I HAVE A BLACKBERRY, IT’S SITTING NEXT TO ME IN IT’S CHARGER


78: What colour is your cellphone?

MY BLACKBERRY IS BLACK.


79: What did you dream of last night?

I DON’T REMEMBER.


80: Are you atheist?

YES


81: Will you change your name when you get married?

NO. I ALREADY CHANGED MY NAME WHEN I WAS 18, & I STILL LIKE “JOHN RICHARD LEMAR” SO I HAVE NO PLAN TO CHANGE IT AGAIN (although I do like the sound of “Chace Thibodeaux”, but I’ll just use that as a pen-name, for when I write “Erotica”).



82: Are you ready for autumn weather?

YES.


83: Have you had any big storms recently?

NO


84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?

A PAIR OF BLACK JEANS-SHORTS.